Man Chops Off Friend's Genitals After Losing Eggplant Measuring Contest

A 52-year-old man in Russia has been arrested for chopping off his friend's Eggplant. The two longtime friends decided to have an Eggplant measuring contest, and after the result was read, one of the men did not take the news well.

Prior to the contest, the two men who were enjoying a drink session began arguing about the size of their Eggplant, and they decided that the best way to settle the argument was to have a penis-measuring contest.

The loser, the 52-year-old who was deemed to have the smaller penis, became enraged and picked up an axe, which happened to be nearby, and attacked his friend.

The younger Russian man, a 47-year-old, was first knocked unconscious by the swing of the axe his friend wielded. 

A statement from the police revealed that, apparently, words had not been enough to settle the argument.

“Over two days the men were binge drinking, which led to a violent argument. When words were exhausted, the attacker pulled out an axe and first struck the opponent on the head, then cut off his manhood.”

The police and emergency services were alerted to the man’s condition when a neighbor, who heard the painful screams of the man whose member had been chopped off, called the authorities.

 The attacker will face charges for inflicting a “grave injury” upon his friend.

The Inquisitr